Stargate Haven :: “O Danny Boy” parody

O Danny Boy

Original Version

Verse 1 – O Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
from glen to glen and down the mountainside.
The summer’s gone and all the roses falling
’Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide.

But come ye back when summer’s in the meadow
Or when the valley’s hush’d and white with snow.

’Tis I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow
O Danny Boy, O Danny Boy, I love you so.

Verse 2 – But when ye come and all the flow’rs are dying
If I am dead, as dead I well may be
Ye’ll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an “Ave” there for me.

And I shall hear though soft you tread above me
And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be.

For you will bend and tell me that you love me
And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me.

Stargate Version

Verse 1 – O Danny Boy, the ’gate, the ’gate is calling
from star to star on through the universe.
Apophis’s gone and System Lords are falling
’Tis Yu, ’tis Yu who comes to kill us all.

But here they come, the Tok’ra with a Teltac
To save the SGC and SG-1.

Jacob is here to help us through our peril
O Danny Boy, O Space Monkey, I love you so.

Verse 2 – But when we find that Dr. Fraiser’s dying
If she is dead, as dead she well may be
We’ll go and find the Jaffa who has killed her
And go and shoot him ’long with his false god.

And I shall see the ship blow up above me
And my revenge will better, sweeter be.

For we will see the end of the Goa’uld System Lords
And finally to our relief the world is free.